First friend:- Would you lend me hundred rupees?
First friend:- All right,lend me hundred,but just give me fifty now.
Second friend:- O.K. but why?
First friend:-Then you will owe me fifty.and I will owe you fifty and
we will be all square.
2.I did not forget your birthday darling,I bought you this beautiful chain for you.
But you promised me a car for my birthday.
I know but I cannot find a immitation car.