Don't you and your wife ever have a difference of opinion?
Sure,but I don't tell her about it.
Shopkeeper:-Yesterday only you bought a rat trap,why you want a new one today?
Customer:- There is a rat in that.
Friend 1:- I have decided I won't be married till I am 25.
Friend 2:- Yes I have also decided not to be 25 till I am married.