Friday, July 13, 2007

Relax

Don't you and your wife ever have a difference of opinion?
Sure,but I don't tell her about it.

Shopkeeper:-Yesterday only you bought a rat trap,why you want a new one today?
Customer:- There is a rat in that.

Friend 1:- I have decided I won't be married till I am 25.
Friend 2:- Yes I have also decided not to be 25 till I am married.

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